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Two and a Half Men Season 11

Another year of bachelorhood brought many new adventures for roommates Walden Schmidt and Alan Harper. After his girlfriend turned down his marriage proposal, Walden was thrown back into the dating world in a serious way. He got invited to a threesome with Alan and his girlfriend, Lindsey, and then created a false identity in order to find a girl who wasn't after his money.

When Walden's old friend Missy came to visit, Jake fell so head-over-heels for her he went AWOL from the Army. The guys may have thought things were going to slow down once Jake got transferred to Japan, but they're about to be proven wrong when a niece of Alan's, who shares more than a few characteristics with her father, shows up at the beach house.

Episode guide

  1. 01 - Nangnangnangnang

    On the season 11 premiere, Alan (JON CRYER) is shocked when Charlie's long-lost daughter (AMBER TAMBLYN) shows up at Walden's beach house to connect with what's left of her family.

  2. 02 - I think I banged Lucille Ball

    When Walden feels cramped in his own house, Jenny moves in with Evelyn (HOLLAND TAYLOR) and her wealthy boyfriend (CARL REINER).  Meanwhile, Alan becomes Lyndsey's "other man."

  3. 03 - This unblessed biscuit

    Walden (series star ASHTON KUTCHER) and Alan think it may be time for Berta (series star CONCHATA FERRELL) to retire when she injures her back at work.

  4. 04 - Clank, clank, drunken skank

    Walden starts partying with Jenny and her hot friends.  Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair is jeopardized.

  5. 05 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

    Alan befriends Lyndsey’s boyfriend (D.B. SWEENEY) in an effort to find out what he has that Alan doesn’t.  Meanwhile, Walden helps Jenny be more proactive in her acting career.

  6. 06 - Justice in star-spangled hot pants

    When Alan learns Walden knows LYNDA CARTER, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

  7. 07 - Some kind of lesbian zombie

    Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey’s jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.  JEFF PROBST makes a guest appearance as himself.

  8. 08 - Mr. Walden, he die. I clean room.

    Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept help from Rose (recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY).

  9. 09 - Numero uno accidente lawyer.

    Walden’s date with an accident-prone model (KATE MINER) goes on much longer than expected. Meanwhile, Alan dates a woman who shares some surprising personal information with him.

  10. 10 - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

    Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand (guest star ALY MICHALKA) and Alan’s transgender girlfriend’s ex-wife (guest star DIANE FARR) hits on him.

  11. 11 - Tazed in The Lady Nuts

    Walden joins his beautiful former employee (ODETTE ANABLE) on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend (ALY MICHALKA) or risk losing her

  12. 12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball

    Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date, while Walden offers to help Nicole with her software project, so that she will have the time to date him

  13. 13 - Bite Me, Supreme Court

    After Marty proposes to Evelyn, Walden and Alan throw him a bachelor party with several of his old friends (guest stars TIM CONWAY, STEVE LAWRENCE and GARRY MARSHALL)

  14. 14 - Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

    After Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn't tell him, he makes a big decision. Meanwhile, Walden sets out to prove that he's a man's man.

  15. 15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

    Alan gives Lyndsey the option of choosing between him and Larry. Meanwhile, Jenny fears that she and Brooke are growing apart.

  16. 16 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

    Walden suspects his new girlfriend is cheating on him. Meanwhile, Alan gets even more intertwined in Lyndsey & Larry’s relationship when he starts dating Larry’s sister, Gretchen

  17. 17 - Welcome home, Jake

    Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry’s sister, Gretchen. Meanwhile, Walden struggles with telling Barry (guest star CLARK DUKE) to find his own place

  18. 18 - West Side Story

    Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend Kate's (BROOKE D'ORSAY) boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (aka Jeff Strongman) house

  19. 19 - Lan mao shi zai wuding shang

    Walden reconnects with Kate and is sure she's "The One." Until he meets Vivian (MILA KUNIS) and becomes convinced that she's "The One." Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer

  20. 20 - Lotta delis in Little Armenia

    Alan stumbles upon an opportunity to make money. Meanwhile, Walden has to address his co-dependency issues.
  21. 21 - Dial 1-900-mix-a-lot

    Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists that he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car
  22. 22 - Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

    Alan confesses his true identity to Larry and has to face the consequences on the Season Eleven Finale.