Emmy® Award winner Jon Cryer stars alongside the multitalented Ashton Kutcher and Angus T. Jones in the Emmy® -nominated Two and a Half Men, as the hit comedy series returns for its tenth season. Kutcher stars as Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, looking to start over in love and life.
Walden buys the Malibu beach house where tightly wound divorcé Alan Harper and his underachieving teenage son, Jake, have been living rent-free for almost a decade. The carefree Walden keeps on his live-in houseguests for companionship - as well as domineering housekeeper Berta. Despite Alan's unsuccessful history with women, he finds himself mentoring the aloof Walden in the ways of love. While Walden, Alan and Jake adjust to their new living arrangement, they strangely form a family bond that promises to make each of them a better man.
01 - I changed my mind about the milk
It's been a year since we saw Walden Schmidt (series star ASHTON KUTCHER), a lovelorn Internet billionaire, attempt to drown himself in the ocean after his wife kicked him out. He stumbled into the Malibu beach house where tightly-wound chiropractor Alan Harper (series star JON CRYER) and his slacker teenage son, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES), had been living with Alan's brother for the past eight years before his untimely passing. Walden bought the house and invited Alan to remain there, saving Alan from having to move in with his mother. Walden asked Berta (series star CONCHATA FERRELL), who had been working in the household, to stay as well. Despite his unsuccessful history with women, Alan found himself mentoring Walden. Walden, Alan and Jake adjusted to their new living arrangement and created a surrogate family unit to make each a better man ... or at least try
On the tenth season premiere, Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey (recurring guest star SOPHIE WINKLEMAN) on her birthday. Grammy winner MICHAEL BOLTON guest stars as himself, while True Blood's BRIT MORGAN guest stars as a woman Walden meets at a bar.
02 - A big bag of dog
Following his break-up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdown.
03 - Four balls, two bats and one mitt
Alan and Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH) decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
04 - You do know what the lollipop's for
Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town. Actress MILEY CYRUS guest stars as Missi, the friend who comes to visit for a week and develops a relationship with Jake when he comes home from the Army.
05 - That's not what they call it in Amsterdam
Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose (recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY).
06 - Ferrets, attack!
Walden asks Rose to move in, but she feels that it's too early in their relationship. When Zoey tells Walden that she wants to get back together, however, he has to choose between Rose and Zoey...before it's too late.
07 - Avoid the Chinese mustard
Tired of the complications of a traditional relationship, Walden hires an actress (guest star LINDSAY PRICE) to play the part of his girlfriend. But when he starts falling for her, he can't tell if she really has feelings for him or is just acting. Meanwhile, Jake and Missi (MILEY CYRUS) surprise Walden and Alan when they plan a weekend rendezvous at the beach house. Too bad, the Army is looking for him as well.
08 - Something my gynecologist said
Alan is hesitant to make a serious commitment to Lyndsey, but gets inspiration from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Walden mistakenly ends up being a boy-toy for a rich older woman (guest star TRICIA O'KELLEY).
09 - I scream when I pee
Alan's "smokin' hot," famous ex-wife Kandi (guest star APRIL BOWLBY) wants him back. Meanwhile, Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday... until Walden helps make it special.
10 - One nut Johnson
When Alan helps Walden create a new identity in order to find a woman who isn't just after his money, he encounters a new love interest (guest star BROOKE D'ORSAY).
11 - Give Santa a tail-hole
Walden juggles having two identities -- rich man and poor man -- and "Sam Wilson" gets a new job during the holiday season, while Alan finds himself alone at Christmas.
12 - Welcome to Alancrest
Using Walden's money, Alan invests in Kate's fashion line. Meanwhile, leading a double life starts to take its toll on Walden.
13 - Grab a feather and get in line
Walden and Alan visit Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity. What revealed, however, is a Broadway-style song and dance performance.
14 - Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Alan and Lyndsey's relationship is strained when he won't give her a key to the beach house. Meanwhile, Walden, Billy and Herb (recurring guest star RYAN STILES) commiserate about women and relationships. WILLIE GARSON guest stars as Dr. Steven Staven, Lyndsey's gynecologist who takes her on a date.
15 - Paint it, pierce it or plug it
Alan has concerns when Jake returns home with Tammy (guest star JAIME PRESSLY), his 36-year-old girlfriend that hes madly in love with. Meanwhile, Walden struggles to keep a secret from Alan.
16 - Advantage: fat, flying baby
Depressed about being single on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to convince Kate to give him another chance. Meanwhile, Alan's all-out Valentine's Day plans for Lyndsey take a turn for the worse.
17 - Throgwarten Middle School mysteries
When Walden runs into his ex-wife Bridget at a high- end singles mixer, they talk about getting back together. But Alan feels that she might not be good for Walden.
18 - The 9:04 from Pemberton
Alan moves out after he and Walden get into a fight over a broken toaster. After Alan moves in with Herb, Walden feels bad and tries to apologize. But Herb gets in the way... because he doesn't want to lose his new roommate.
19 - Big episode. Someone stole a spoon.
Boys Gone Wild! Walden and Alan try to cheer up a lonely Herb, but end up living it up a little too large.
20 - Bazinga! That's from a TV show.
When Jake cheats on his girlfriend Tammy (JAMIE PRESSLY) with her 18-year-old daughter, Ashley (guest star EMILY OSMENT) Alan and Walden get caught in the crossfire. SCOTT BAKULA guest stars as Ashley's ex-boyfriend Jerry.
21 - Another night with Neil Diamond
Alan is devastated when Lyndsey breaks up with him, leaving Walden struggling to find a way to help him get back on his feet.
22 - My bodacious Vidalia
Alan gets a "breakover" (i.e. post-breakup makeover)! When Walden encourages a depressed Alan to update his look and start dating again, Alan faces a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
23 - Cows, prepare to be tipped
Even though Walden's dating a hot 22-year-old woman (guest star HILARY DUFF), he finds himself more attracted to her worldly grandmother, Linda (guest star MARILU HENNER). Meanwhile, Alan and Jake go on a father-son bonding trip on the tenth season finale.